PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie s